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Tours de Farce: Smokin’ In The Boys Room
Sorry I’m late.The Who. Got anything to drink? Boy am I thirsty. Bad case of cottonmouth. My throat is so dry I don’t think I could spit if you pointed a gun at my head. Here, check out the No Doubt schedule while I go to the water cooler.
Before I forget, I also need to give you the… the… Oh heck, it was right on the tip of my tongue. No, don’t tell me. It’s coming… it’s … Oh, yeah, here’s the latest for The Young Dubliners and… Lou Reed. Almost forgot and you don’t want to forget… whatever.
Anyway, I’m really sorry I’m late. I planned on being here on time, but I ran into an old Fed Ex buddy of mine and he had some really primo stuff.