Of course, it wouldn’t be a holiday weekend without the plastic explosives. Don’t worry, we’re professional concert trackers, we know how to handle this stuff. Plus, we’ve packed the usual camping gear; blow darts, howitzers, Jaws of Life, the latest schedule for The Catherine Wheel and our portable defibrillator. Yes, we really do know how to party.
So if you happen to go to shows by Todd Snider, Little Feat or maybe Tina Turner, and you see a 1965 Gulf Stream in the parking lot, feel free to knock on the door, come on in, grab the Jaws of Life and pop a cool one. We may not be as young as we used to be, but our heart is in the right place. That’s right next to the defibrillator, and the first jolt’s on us.