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Tours de Farce: Hey, Baby!
“Then we’re just going to have to economize, George. We’ll only buy lawn seats for Dave Matthews Band and Charlie Daniels Band.”
“And instead of buying at the concessions, we can take our own food to throw at the stage.”
“That would save us some money. And maybe we cut back on getting arrested.”
“But Ramona, you know how I love arranging bail.”
“We’ll just have to economize. No bail, no gold circle seats or leather tour jackets for bands like Cinderella or KISS.”
“Then there’s the pet expenses. Maybe we could sell the dog.”
“Or just put him in storage.”
“Then it’s settled. I’ll arrange for the diaper service and buy lawn seats for Third Eye Blind and Brian Wilson.”
“And I’ll look for the dog title and proof of insurance.
“Just think, Ramona, we’re going to be a family.”
“It’s going to be great. Oh, George?”
“What, honey?”
“When you call David Crosby, see if he’ll ship overnight. After all, my biological clock is ticking.”