Tours de Farce: On A Clear Day You Can See Havana

“Good morning, Fidel. I have your schedule for you, and…and… What is that you’re eating?”The Who jam with Jimmy Page and The Black Crowes, but not $2500. Not even for the lady whose voice is like butter. No, Diego, the night she plays her farewell show, I shall be sitting in my hacienda. I’ll be smoking a fine cigar and chewing on my sugar cane while watching her classic movies like Funny Girl, Funny Lady and… and…”