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Tours de Farce: The Only Book You’ll Ever Need
Presenting Out Of My Way You Freakin’ White Trash!. This best selling self-help book by the most famous entertainment press flak in the country will teach you how to cope with the day-to-day pressures of modern life. You’ll marvel at the behind-the-scenes portrayals of some of the most powerful movers and shakers in the music industry. You’ll meet people who discovered Electric Light Orchestra, signed Vision Of Disorder and Jessica Simpson to major record deals and weren’t afraid to stand up to Adema, Grant Lee Phillips and Eric Clapton and tell them that their albums weren’t finished until they recorded a “hit single.”
With Out Of My Way You Freakin’ White Trash! you’ll learn power phrases like, “Eat my back bumper, peasants!,” “I don’t recognize your authority!,” and the always popular “Don’t you know who I am?”
Out Of My Way You Freakin’ White Trash! represents a new breakthrough in self-help managerial publications. Tougher than One Minute Prima Donna and easier to read than Intimidation for Dummies, you’ll learn how people who spend each day guiding the careers of major acts like Janet Jackson and Madonna, pressure, terrorize and coerce those who get in their way.
Plus, if you act now, you’ll also receive the new best seller, Protecting Your Privacy In The 21st Century by Congressman Gary Condit.
Out Of My Way You Freakin’ White Trash! is THE book for the children of high-powered entertainment lawyers who want to kick, maul, and drive themselves to the top of the show biz ladder of success. Buy Out Of My Way You Freakin’ White Trash! today and soon, you, too, will be saying…
“Hurt ’em? Heck, they just got what they deserved!”
Available wherever fine books are sold.