It’s a well-known fact that there aren’t enough agents to book the amount of shows needed to stoke the fires of the concert economy. But did you know that anyone can book shows for big name acts like Merle Haggard and Judas Priest?

If you own your own phone, pencil and/or pen, you, too, could be pulling, 20, 30, or 50,000 per week in commissions just like the big boys. All it takes is our Home Concert Kit.

First of all, you’ll need acts. Big acts like Destiny’s Child and Electric Light Orchestra. Our kit comes complete with over 10,000 artist and band names. Wanna book Eric Clapton? He’s on the list. How about Maxwell or Yes? They’re there too.

Of course, it takes more than artists to book a concert. You’ll also need venues. That’s why our Home Concert Kit includes thousands upon thousands of arenas, stadiums, nightclubs and private functions. Heck, we’ll even throw in TBAs at no extra charge. Such a deal!

But that’s not all. Our Home Concert Booking Kit is the only such kit that comes complete with dates! That’s right, 365 lovely dates per year. You’ll spend countless, profitable hours booking shows like Jonatha Brooke for August 20 at Chicago’s Park West or Ratdog on September 28 at the 9:30 Club in DC. The sky’s the limit!

Be your own boss! Work from the comfort of your own home! Wheel, deal and kneel just like the pros! Once you send $5,000 dollars cash in care of this Web site you’ll be on your way to fame, fortune and David Byrne! Plus, as soon as you send in that five grand, you’ll learn the first rule about working in show business…

There’s a sucker born every minute.