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Hi! I’m Cassandra. I’m a heavy smoker and I enjoy long walks behind the amphitheatre, candlelight business meetings discussing routing logistics with Herbie Hancock and booking shows with Goose Creek Symphony and Gutbucket.

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Hey, babe. I’m sorry I can’t make it tonight, but I have to schlep Dillinger Escape Plan around town for some radio station promo appearances. Lessee, I have an avail for a week from next Thursday. Lemme give you my first hold. But keep in mind that’s a tentative until I see your deposit.

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Wait a second. I have a sudden cancellation for next Monday. Have your people call my people tomorrow and set something up.

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