We’re talking an extraordinary day of entertainment that only comes around once a year. A super day of great songs, fantastic artists and incredible bands guaranteed to bowl you over. A day to get down! Get funky!! Get crazy!!!

Check this out – Goo Goo Dolls! Michelle Branch!! Bon Jovi!!! And that’s just for starters.

You want more? You got it! How does Celine Dion grab ya? How about Bonnie Raitt, Santana and more! More!! More!!!

It’s the biggest collection of talent ever to come together for a single event yet this year. Sting! Shania Twain!! Dixie Chicks!!! And best of all, it’s all free! Zilch!! Zip!!!

But that’s only the half of it. For those of you who can’t make the scene, most, if not all of these artists’ performances will be televised for free. No cable fees, no premium selections, no pay-per-view, just good old American, advertising-supported, free TV! How’s that for a deal?

Lessee, have we missed anyone? Oh, yeah. DJ Skribble! Styx!! No Doubt!!! More artists and even more exclamation points! So, what are you waiting for? Get off your tush, jump in the car and point the hood ornament towards San Diego for the biggest, most fantastic musical event of the year!

Just one thing, though. While all this entertainment is free, you do have to buy a ticket to a damn football game. That is, if you can find one. Such is life.