Thank you for calling Pollstar.com Customer Support. My name is Jay. How can I help you today?

Pollstar.com Customer Support, where one phone call can solve all of your concert dilemmas.

That’s Jay. J… A… Y… Jay. What’s the matter? You deaf?

Our friendly support staff will guide you through clicking on the dates for the Rollins Band, tell you the lineup for the “Paintin’ The Town” tour and even show you how to alphabetically sort the cities on the Railroad Earth routing. Plus, all our operators are trained in several major languages.

Oh, I get it. You don’t speak English. Well, here, I’ll talk LOUDER AND SLOWER. HOW’S THAT?

Furthermore, each member of our staff is trained in the various nuances of each country, enabling them to speak in your local dialect wherever you may live, so that they may help you better understand the individual listings for The Reunion Show, Michael Franti and Spearhead and Brian Wilson.

What’s that? So you’re from Canada, eh? Well, just a second. Let me smash a few beer cans against my forehead so I can better understand you.

Can’t make up your mind as to which concerts you would like to see? Not to worry for our concert counselors are experts at helping you determine which band or artist is just right for your tastes.

Who do I recommend? You ever see Pearl Jam? Oh, you don’t know what you’re missing. Like, I saw them on their last tour and my friends had to carry me out. No foolin. Then they took me to the emergency room where a doctor pumped my stomach. Yeah, PJ really rocks!

Yes, there’s always a friendly voice waiting for you when you call Pollstar.com Customer Support.

Eh… What are you wearing?

Operators standing by.