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That’s right! Ned’s our new customer support manager, specially trained to help you understand tour itineraries…

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Having trouble grasping the chronological planning behind the Jann Arden schedule? Need help trying to figure out the difference between all the venues named after Verizon Communications? Do you need assistance in keeping track of the additional shows in major markets for Madonna? Ned’s your man in customer support…

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But Ned knows much more than just the routing for Tony Orlando or the dates for Barry Manilow and Live. Realizing that concert info attracts people from all walks of life, Ned has worked hard preparing for this position, and has taken classes in first-aid, small engine repair and suicide prevention. No matter how big the problem or how serious the situation, Ned can help…

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In fact, Ned has studied all known methods of telephone assistance, including Windows XP support, income tax advice and detailed instructions regarding Celine Dion’s Vegas schedule. Got a problem? Let Ned help…

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Yes, whether you’ve accidentally swallowed rat poison, or if you want to know where Crystal Gayle is playing in Michigan, Ned can supply the answers to all of your concert routing questions…

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We’re very proud of Ned and our customer support line…

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In fact, we’re so proud of Ned that, if this entire customer service thing takes off, we’re going to make him a full-time employee.

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That is, if Ned’s mom lets him drop out of high school.