A time for getting out of the ol’ homestead and getting into the great outdoors. A time for barbecues, swimming, camping and hiking, a time for baseball, apple pie and beer on ice. A time for frolicking in the woods and kicking beach sand in some 90-pound-weakling’s face. Make no mistake about it, summertime is fun time!

Realizing that many of you may not have Internet access at the season’s hot spots, we’ve gone through great pains to ensure that you can look up all of your favorite schedules, like Sting and Phish, where ever you may be during the next few months. Disneyland, the Caribbean, the French Riviera, obscure nude beaches – no matter where your summer fun takes you, you’ll find a Pollstar.com employee standing by and ready to serve up dates for Van Halen, Chicago and Avril Lavigne upon a moment’s notice. How’s that for service?

But it doesn’t stop there. Our trained employees will also be providing special, expert services, such as electric blender operations, tequila re-hydration techniques and thong maintenance. Yes, whether it’s the latest dates for Hot Tuna and Keith Urban, or that unforeseen desire to have a stranger’s hands slather coconut oil all over your body while he or she recites the band lineup for Lollapalooza, Pollstar.com is the answer to all your summer needs.

So make this summer a Pollstar.com summer! Call today, and come this fall, you too could be saying; “Gosh, that Pollstar.com employee was all over me this past summer!”

Operators standing by.