The first thing we should do is invade their countries, kill all their leaders, and convert them into Ted Nugent fans.

Yes, it’s the wit and wisdom of America’s vivacious vixen of viciousness, political columnist Ann Coulter…

I think there should be a literacy test and a turnstile tax for people who want to buy tickets to see Sarah McLachlan, Keith Urban and Kevin Spacey As Bobby Darin.

Ann Coulter, quotemaster extraordinaire, will enlighten you with her insightful statements concerning the winter concert season…

It wouldn’t be so difficult getting good seats for Cher and R.E.M. if we flogged all the liberals. That’s a service charge we could be proud of.

Watch as Ann Coulter reveals a side of the concert season never before seen on this Web site. Or anywhere else…

Front row seats for Norah Jones and Yanni should be reserved for true Americans and not those weak-kneed pseudo-intellectuals who don’t think as I do.

No one tells it like it is better than Ann…

I have a list of over 10,000 concert fans who are godless, card-carrying liberals and have good seats for Green Day and Neil Diamond.

After reading Ann Coulter’s critiques of The Hives and the Eagles, you’ll walk away with an entirely new outlook on concerts…

If you don’t hate the liberals, those people who always end up sitting between you and the stage, then you’re on the list.

Outspoken, brash, always profound, Ann Coulter will revolutionize your thinking about the entire concert infrastructure…

The way I see it, anyone who has a better seat than me for Brian Wilson, just doesn’t love this country and should be executed on the spot!

Only Pollstar.com brings you Ann Coulter’s insightful take on the winter concert season. It’s the stuff dreams are made of!

And we’ll start with all those Clinton-loving, Kennedy-worshipping snobs who work at concert information websites and snagged better tickets for Bright Eyes and Hilary Duff than I did. Line ’em up! Bang! Bang! Bang! Ooohhhh!!!! That felt good!!!

Then again, maybe not.