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Tours de Farce: Christmas Rush
Here we are, 48 hours from Christmas and you still haven’t finished your shopping. You still have to get that hunting knife for Uncle Ned, that shotgun for Aunt Eloise, and that emergency room gift certificate for Cousin Lucy. Yeah, time is running out. Just like last year.
But it doesn’t have to be like last year. You don’t have to fight the angry mobs, bully complete strangers over parking spaces and elbow, push and shove your way to the checkout. After all, this is Christmas, not the NBA.
Instead, just give your loved ones tour dates from Pollstar.com.
With tour dates from Pollstar.com you needn’t do that ol’ last minute Christmas shopping song & dance. Instead, just block and copy the tour dates most suited for your friends and relatives, slap an email address on them, click on SEND, and then get back to what you really want to be doing during the holidays. Like spiking the eggnog or browsing the Sharper Image catalog for things that vibrate.
Here at Pollstar.com we have dates for all the concert fans in your life. Whether it’s Wayne Newton dates for your parents, the Judas Priest schedule for your nephew or Yanni dates for your sister who lives in that tree in Northern California, we’ve got you covered for Christmas. There’s no need to shove, kick, bite and punch your way through the stores as the holiday shopping season counts down its final minutes.
Go ahead! Send some Erasure dates to Uncle Ned, the itineraries for Alter Bridge and Bjorn Again to Aunt Eloise and the routing for Xiu Xiu to Cousin Lucy. It’s not like they need any more knives, guns and emergency medical services. By sending them tour dates from Pollstar.com, you’ll let them know how you really feel about them.
Of course, if it makes you happy fighting angry mobs, bullying complete strangers and pushing and shoving everybody out of your way, you go right ahead and just do it. After all, it is Christmas.