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And I never thought something like this would happen to me. My family and home? Gone in the time it took me to run to the liquor store for a couple of extra bottles of Night Train.

Yes, tragedy often strikes when we least expect it…

I should have known something was wrong when I saw the glow from the distance. I remember thinking that the bright light was near my home, but I didn’t pay it any attention.

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Then I turned the corner onto my street. That’s when the cold reality of the situation hit me like a slap across the face with a wet fish. That’s when I got the wake up call from Hell.

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And there it was! The mother ship from Rigel IV! Hovering over my home and sucking up all my family and belongings with its incredible tractor beam.

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I was so shocked that I couldn’t move! I just sat in my car and watched the giant starship as it stole my life away from me – my wife, my children, my home, my… my… my concert tickets.

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I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! Tickets for Kelly Clarkson, Kathleen Edwards and Green Day floated up to that extraterrestrial spaceship like so many pieces of cardboard floating up towards a flying saucer. It was the worse thing that ever happened to me.

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Then the ship’s tractor beam locked onto the safe in the basement where I kept my tickets for Velvet Revolver and Anthrax. You’d think being anchored in 2,000 pounds of concrete would be enough to resist even the strongest tractor beam in the universe, but that spaceship ripped my safe out of the basement and lifted it into the sky as easily as Cher changes costumes.

Of course, there are plenty of underwriters who will gladly insure your home and family…

Sure. Allstate covered the loss of my home. In fact, a man came out with a check the very next day. But all the money in the world couldn’t replace the great seat I got for Sting, or the front row section for Celine Dion.

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It was unbelievable! There I was, sitting amidst the rubble of my home, when a black limo pulled up and a man from Pollstar.com got out and started pulling new concert tickets out of his pocket. Pat Metheny Group, Bob Dylan, John Mellencamp – you name the show, and he replaced all my tickets. Same seats, too! No questions asked.

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Heck, Pollstar.com Insurance even replaced my tickets for tonight’s Ashlee Simpson concert. Of course, since my wife and children were abducted by aliens, I don’t have anybody to go with to the show. But you can’t plan for everything, you know?

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Guess I should have paid the extra money for their premium insurance package. The policy where they replace your family with a reasonable facsimile.

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Oh, well. Live and learn. Say… What are you doing tonight?