According to statistics, over 29 million Americans suffer from Premature Evacuation, the uncontrollable urge to leave a show before it’s finished. Maybe they think they’ll beat the traffic exiting the parking lot, or maybe they think that it’s “cool” to be one of the first ones to leave the venue. Regardless of the many offered explanations, the experts agree that Premature Evacuation has caused more failed marriages and family breakups than the total number of incidents brought about by Support-Act Interruptus and Impulsive Bic Flick combined.

What can be done? Ask your doctor about Premature Evacuation, then ask your doctor about ViExita, the exciting little pill from Pollstar.com Pharmaceuticals that helps alleviate most of the symptoms of PE. Taken at least two hours before the start of a show, such as performances by the Eagles or Elvis Costello, ViExita can help eliminate most of the common causes of Premature Evacuation, including obsessive clock watching and extreme, post-concert party anxiety, as well as the fear of missing the late-night talk show monologues, a condition known in medical circles as Lenophobia.

Unfortunately, NoExita is not for everyone and some side effects may occur, including massive heart palpitations, loss of hair, skin, kidneys, teeth, plus occasional uncontrollable homicidal urges. However, we’re sure you’ll agree that these nominal side effects constitute a low price to pay when the alternative is cutting out early during a show by Gavin DeGraw or Neil Diamond.

Remember, for greater staying power as well as longer lasting, more fulfilling concerts, it’s ViExita from Pollstar.com Pharmaceuticals. Ask your doctor about ViExita today.