So, you’re looking for an opinion, are you? Well, you picked the right guy. Let me see what you’ve got here. Hmmm… What’s with all these cities and dates? Looks like something’s up. I don’t know if I like the looks of this.

He’s the voice of the common man. Someone who speaks for the masses. A person who isn’t hindered by fame or fortune…

What’s this? Pearl Jam in Atlantic City on September 30 and October 1? Looks like some kind of secret code to me.

That’s right. He’s just some guy we grabbed off of the street…

Did you know that Gwen Stefani is a master criminal who kidnaps the men who go to strip joints and then sells them into sex slavery in Thailand, Cambodia and South Bakersfield. It’s true! I read about it the other day on Drudge.

For year’s we’ve spared no expense bringing you the most celebrated celebrities from around the globe to shed a little light on the world of concert information. Paris Hilton, Bill O’Reilly, that guy who sang that awful version of “She Bangs” – they’ve all graced this space with their witty observations and righteous remarks. Now we’re reaching out to hear what the common man on the street has to say…

Well, would you look at that! The Rolling Stones are playing two nights at Boston’s Fenway Park. Hey, Mick! Keith! Watch out for the Green Monster! That sucker almost got me back in ’81!

Picked at random from among the people walking the street outside our front door, our daily common person will shine new light on the touring plans of all your favorites…

Oh, look. Coldplay is appearing in Tampa on September 14. Hmmm… I never liked Florida. Did I ever tell you about the time I was abducted by space aliens while digging through the Dumpster at Disney World? Man, I couldn’t sit down for a week. Damn aliens!

Of course, when the street that runs by our front door is smack dab in the middle of Fresno, California, even the most randomly chosen pedestrian has something important to say…

Concerts are nuttin’ more than a government plot! You see, the government wants us to spend our money on Maroon 5, Ben Harper and the John Mayer Trio. That way, we’ll forget about the important stuff, like… like… Oh, hell. I forgot. See what I mean?

When you’re located between a pawnshop and a rescue mission, and you’re directly across the street from the largest Methadone clinic this side of the Rockies, you’re bound to find someone interesting. Someone who can bring new meaning to the tour schedules of the day. Someone from the streets of Fresno…

Looks like Dylan is playing Tulsa next week. Gosh, I remember when I used to watch his TV show back when I was a kid. Yup. There was Dylan, Festus, Miss Kitty and Doc. I wonder what ever happened to Doc…

Its concert news as seen by the common man on the street. From the same Fresno streets that brought you Amber Frey and Marcus Wesson…

Am I getting paid for this?

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