Concert Cookie Cooks Cop

A Spokane police officer resigned after apparently buying and eating two marijuana cookies during a Tool concert at the Gorge Amphitheatre near George, Wash.

Two of Jonathan Smith’s fellow officers said they were offered the cookies, reportedly laced with pot, for $1 each but declined.

They later saw Smith purchase and consume the cookies, and reported the incident to their chief.

“What a knucklehead he is,” Deputy John Turley said. “That dollar just cost him a $50,000 job.”

An investigation led to the arrest of the seller, whose car was found with 2.8 grams of that sticky icky and a plastic container with crumbs inside.