And as much as we love a good gag around here, we’re not fooling around when we promise there’s a killer selection of performances on the talk show circuit this week.

Monday, March 31

Jeff Foxworthy, Flo Rida – “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”

Cedric the Entertainer, Lili Haydn – “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”

Moby – “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”

Cobra Starship – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” – rerun

Andrew “Dice” Clay, Shooter Jennings – “Last Call with Carson Daly”

Tuesday, April 1

R.E.M. – NBC’s “Today” Show

Sara Bareilles – “The View” – rerun

Lifehouse – “Live with Regis and Kelly”

Jonas Brothers – “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”

Kylie Minogue – “Dancing with the Stars”

Cat Power – “Late Show with David Letterman”

The B-52’s – “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”

Carbon/Silicon – “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”

Carole King – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

Your Lips Your Lips – “Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson”

Hellogoodbye – “Last Call with Carson Daly”

Wednesday, April 2

Natasha Bedingfield – “The View” – rerun

Avril Lavigne – “Live with Regis and Kelly”

Kellie Pickler – “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”

Harry Belafonte – “The Tavis Smiley Show”

R.E.M. – “The Colbert Report”

Norah Jones – “Late Show with David Letterman”

Ani DiFranco – “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”

The Bravery – “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”

Back Door Slam – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

Kylie Minogue – “Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson”

Brett Dennen – “Last Call with Carson Daly” – rerun

Thursday, April 3

Snoop Dogg – “The View” – rerun

Paddy Casey – “Late Show with David Letterman”

Patton Oswalt, Ferras – “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”

Cobra Starship – “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”

Harland Williams, Sheryl Crow – “Last Call with Carson Daly”

Friday, April 4

Raheem DeVaughn – NBC’s “Today” Show

Mario – “Live with Regis and Kelly”

The B-52’s – “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”

Jay-Z, Mary J. Blige – “Late Show with David Letterman”

Ben Lee – “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”

Lewis Black – “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”

Artie Lange, Paramore – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

Bell X1 – “Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson”

Eddie Izzard, Rick Ross – “Last Call with Carson Daly”

Saturday, April 5

Ryan Adams, Tift Merritt – “Austin City Limits” – rerun

Panic at the Disco – “Saturday Night Live”