Our favorite joke so far comes from Conan O’Brien.

“The government of China announced that it will ban restaurants from serving dog meat during the Olympics. Which gives new meaning to the phrase, ‘Hello Kitty.'”

And here’s a triple shot from David Letterman.

“President Bush arrived in Beijing earlier today. And before stepping out of the plane, he tested the air with a canary. But they got together, the Chinese, and threw a big state dinner for President Bush in his honor. They served Peking lame duck. And President Bush, he doesn’t know what he’s doing over there. He turned to the president of China, and he said, ‘General Tso, I love your chicken.'”

Stay tuned, it’s a safe bet there’s more where that came from!

Wednesday, August 13

George Lopez – “The Tavis Smiley Show”

Cheech & Chong, Brad Sherwood, Chris Franjola – “Chelsea Lately” – rerun

Motley Crüe – “Late Show with David Letterman” – rerun

Bryan Adams – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” – rerun

Thursday, August 14

Jeff Foxworthy, Flo Rida – “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” – rerun

Nas – “The Tavis Smiley Show”

Iliza Shlesinger, Brad Wollack – “Chelsea Lately”

Kylie Minogue, Ricky Gervais – “The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos” – rerun

Randy Travis – “Late Show with David Letterman” – rerun

Los Lonely Boys – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” – rerun

Idina Menzel – “Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson”

Friday, August 15

Will Ferrell, Katharine McPhee – “Live with Regis and Kelly”

Jonas Brothers – “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” – rerun

Gary Valentine, Kim Coles – “Chelsea Lately”

Emmylou Harris, Artie Lange – “Late Show with David Letterman” – rerun

Mariah Carey – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” – rerun

Saturday, August 16

Ladysmith Black Mambazo – “Austin City Limits” – rerun