Ted’s Got Macca’s Back
Ignoring death threats from extremists, Paul McCartney is scheduled to play Israel this Thursday. Now McCartney has received an unsolicited offer of protection from an another music artist.
He’s Ted Nugent, famed guitarist, hunter, carnivore and outspoken social critic of everything not leaning far right. Nugent recently offered to provide personal security for Macca’s Tel Aviv show.
“It would be my pleasure to keep this legendary musical hero safe from terrorists and madmen, and then buy him a nice dinner of tofu,” Nugent said, adding, “I’m Dirty Harry with a ponytail, and I’m at Paul’s service.”