The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences filed a federal lawsuit Jan. 26 against McMurry Inc., a Phoenix-based company that claims it is selling tickets to the upcoming Oscars festivities in Los Angeles.

McMurry plans to sell at least four packages that promise pampering and a strut down the red carpet, according to the Academy’s lawsuit. Unfortunately, Oscar tickets are not transferable, a policy the Academy implements to keep out stalkers, terrorists, soy bombs and streakers.