Scheduled To Appear – 01/28

Usually at this point in the week we figure everyone needs a chuckle to get through the next few days so we highlight the comedians on the schedule. This week, however, that’s gonna be kinda tough to do.

As you can plainly see, there seems to be a dearth of joke tellers making appearances on the talk show circuit this week (or the interns we’ve got chained in the warehouse scouring the net for schedules are asleep at the wheel again).

Either way, since we couldn’t find anyone to tell you a joke, we’ll tell you a couple of our favorite groaners. Feel free to chime in with some of your own.

Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

An Irishman, an Englishman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

Hmm, we’re sensing a theme here. Must be cocktail hour.

Wednesday, January 28
The Neville Brothers – “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”
Cold War Kids – “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”
Disturbed – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
Katy Perry – “Last Call with Carson Daly”

Thursday, January 29
Graham Nash – “Late Show with David Letterman”
Franz Ferdinand – “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”
Kraak & Smaak – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
Asher Roth – “Last Call with Carson Daly”

Friday, January 30
The Gaslight Anthem – “Late Show with David Letterman”
James Morrison – “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds – “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”
Benji Hughes – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings – “Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson”
Anthony Green – “Last Call with Carson Daly”

Saturday, January 31
Nick Lowe, The Swell Season – “Austin City Limits”
Jason Mraz – “Saturday Night Live”