Ozzy Made Me Do It

An Ohio man claimed Dec. 24 that Ozzy Osbourne is to blame for the man’s bust for alleged drunken driving.

Solon city police arrested William Liston on a charge of operating a vehicle under the influence after he was spotted driving erratically by another motorist. He reportedly told officers “Ozzy Osbourne and his music made me do it.”

Despite that creative defense, Liston is scheduled for arraignment Jan. 4.