There’s nothing like mixing in a little old-fashioned, leather-esque sex appeal when you’re talking tour. In this case, that extra special touch comes from one of the tour’s presenters, Fuse TV’s Mistress Juliya, who joins House Of Blues and Right Arm Entertainment in putting this epic journey on the road.

“Uranium Tour 2011” begins in San Diego at House Of Blues May 4 then heads to West Hollywood’s HOB for a May 6 gig. Other shows include Dallas at House Of Blues May 10 and Houston’s HOB May 11.

Denver gets the tour for The Fillmore Auditorium May 13; Buffalo, N.Y., hosts the package at the Town Ballroom May 17 and Detroit’s St. Andrews Hall is where you want to be May 24. Last date on the schedule is June 5 in Richmond, Va., at The National.

All That Remains and Hail The Villain appear on most dates. However, your own town’s lineup may vary.

“You wanted it? You got it! It is my absolute honor to announce the return of my beloved metal brand Uranium in the form of a badass tour!” Mistress Juliya said in a statement announcing the run while exclamation points literally rained down upon her. “In typical Uranium fashion, we bring you BLS, All That Remains and Hail The Villain. Need I say more?”

For more information, check out tour sponsor Monster Energy’s web page.