“Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth” includes an April 2 show at Fox Theatre Detroit as well as an April 3 performance in Chicago. Only two dates have been announced so far.

Wondering exactly what a Charlie Sheen show will be all about? A description for the tour that accompanies the ticket link explains everything you need to know.

“My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you.

“I’m going on the road. LIVE.

“Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?!

“This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock.

“Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me.”

Tickets go on sale Saturday at 10 a.m. EST. Prices range from $35 to $69.50, plus applicable fees.

Sheen has had a busy week. In addition to announcing his live tour, the actor was fired from “Two and a Half Men” on Monday and then filed a $100 million lawsuit breach of contract suit against the show’s executive producer and Warner Bros. on Thursday. Yesterday Sheen worked out an agreement with his estranged wife Brooke Mueller, settling any custody issues and ending the pursuit of a restraining order filed against him earlier this month. Los Angeles police also stopped by Sheen’s Sherman Oaks home Thursday to search for guns that might have been in violation of the restraining order.

The actor apparently approved of how the police handled the search.

“#fastball; the LAPD were AWESOME,” Sheen tweeted last night. “Absolute pros! they can protect and serve this Warlock anytime!!! c”

Sheen also shared his thoughts on the earthquake and tsunami in Japan.

“Curveball; Warlock edict; pain & devastation in Japan demands us all to dig deep & LOVE THEM VIOLENTLY Dogspeed my cadres of the Far East! c”

For more insightful thoughts from the Warlock, click here for Charlie Sheen’s Twitter page.