George Lopez Jokes About Arrest

George Lopez was arrested for public intoxication for passing out on the floor of Caesars Windsor in Ontario Feb. 27, a night before he had did a show at the casino.

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Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, Colo.

“I just did in Windsor what Justin Bieber does in America,” Lopez told the crowd. “A guy can’t have 52 shots? You know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but what [expletive] happens in Windsor, everyone knows about.”

He thanked the crowd for coming, especially considering he was “face down asleep not 100 feet from here.”

He said he was drinking tequila the night before and used to be able to handle that. “I woke up this morning, ‘Wait! This doesn’t look like the Windsor hotel. Wait a second! I’m not sharing my suite with a black guy. How did they find a black guy in Windsor anyway?’”