Is this thing on? Testing. One, two, three… Testing.

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Er… Let’s see now… Our first date is for August 4 and the band is… and the band is… Oh, hell. I had it right here a minute ago.

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Hmmm… I don’t know what happened to that schedule. Oh, well. Let’s move on. The next date for Tom Jones is…

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The next five dates we have for Green Day are August 10, 12, 13, 14 and 15. Oh, heck. I guess I should also mention the cities.

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Metallica will be the special guest at two Rolling Stones concerts. Check it out at… at… ah… ah…”

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Uh, I guess I better wipe the snot off of the mic after that sneeze. Hold on a sec, okay?

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And now, I’ll read off the venues for the Alan Jackson tour, sorted in reverse order, alphabetically…

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And for our non-English speaking friends, I’ll now repeat the dates for Bob Dylan, but this time I’ll speak slower and louder. Lessee… OCT… TOB… ER… SEV… EN… TEEN… STOCK… HOLM…

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Whoops! Lost my place. Don’t worry. I’LL… START… OVER.

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