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Tours de Farce: Something In The Way She Grooves
Overheard in the last row of the arena, after the load-out…The Who. I’m the one Betty Ford wants for a celebrity spokesperson. I always thought I was at the top of the food chain. That it was tour bus driver – roadie – star. I never thought that… that…”
“That you were just a stepping stone? Someone Sheila could use to achieve something bigger?
“Yeah. Say, you wanna go somewhere? Get something to eat?”
“Can’t, kid. Sheila has dinner waiting for me. Then it’s a long soak-for-two in the Jacuzzi. Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to rub it in.”
“That’s okay, Burt. The better man won.”
“No hard feelings, kid?”
“No, of course not.”
“And you’re beginning to understand how things work?”
“Yeah, I guess so. Gee, life must be great when you’re a promoter.”