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Tours de Farce: Love, Marriage and Concerts
“Hi, Tiffany. It’s me, Vanessa.”Who T-shirt, screaming ‘Rock and Roll!’ during Lance’s solo and lighting that awful Bic during the encore.”
“Not quite the suave, sophisticated investment banker you thought you were marrying, is he?”
“No he isn’t. Plus people are always commenting on the age difference.”
“I used to have the same problem with Robert. He always insisted on taking me to shows like Anne Murray and Apocalyptica. You wouldn’t believe how many times someone would ask me if I was his daughter.”
“That’s just plain rude.”
“I could never understand why anyone would mistake me for Robert’s daughter.”
“For sure. Isn’t she at least five years older than you?”
“At least. I mean, she has her driver’s license and everything.”
“Some peopleā¦”
“Yeah, totally.”