Storm In A D-cup

Surfers Paradise nightclub Sin City received national free publicity throughout Australia with its controversial poster that read, “Win a boob job worth $10,000” for its Ibiza-theme party this week.

Women’s groups and academics called it “’sexist insanity’,” the Office of Liquor and Gaming Regulation began investigating, and the Australasian Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery warned its members would not be involved as it would be “medical misconduct.”

Club owner Jamie Pickering called it a “storm in a D-cup” pointing out that the small print on the poster stated that the prize was actually just for $10,000 cash and he hoped the winner would get a chest enhancement and come and show his patrons.