Troubled by aches and pains? Your get up and go got up and went?

Maybe you should ask your doctor about Pollstar.com. Studies show that people who look up tour information for bands like The Bangles or Bill Bruford’s Earthworks on Pollstar.com experience fewer migraines, less constipation and increased sexual vitality.

Writes Lawrence Talbot from Wolfbane, Arkansas: “I once suffered from unnatural hair growth, a deep growling from my diaphragm, plus extended fingernails and long, gnarly toenails. Needless to say, my social life was nearly nonexistent. But after looking up the latest dates for Bif Naked and Brian Wilson on Pollstar.com, my skin cleared up, my fangs no longer hang over my lower lip and my chronic flatulence has become a thing of the past.”

Pollstar.com reminds you that tour dates, like the schedules for Brian Setzer Orchestra and Foo Fighters, are best taken as directed. Possible side affects may include weightlessness, entropy, cannibalistic anorexia, brain atrophy, service-charge warts, plus a tendency to want to buy tickets for Iron Maiden, Godsmack and KORN.

Every day, more and more medical professionals are recommending Pollstar.com. It’s an unknown fact that four out of five podiatrists, five out of six veterinarians and seven out of eight pathologists recommend Pollstar.com to their patients for the latest listings for The Get Up Kids and k.d. lang.

Tour dates on Pollstar.com. Now in liquid, capsule, and chewable tablets. Grab a few schedules, like Tina Turner and Jethro Tull, and feel good again!