Have you ever wanted to see a good show, perhaps Tab Benoit or Disturbed, but didn’t know how to purchase the tickets? Are you confused by Internet pre-sales? Do you think gold circle seating is only for the rich? Are you mystified by Ticketmaster?

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Tip # 21: You’ll need money.

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Tip # 310: Ordinary people never get backstage passes.

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Tip #471 The more the ticket costs, the better the show.

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