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Ticket prices are only expensive if you think they’re expensive. But I can show you an easy way to purchase tickets for face to face, Umphrey’s McGee and DaVinci’s Notebook. And best of all, it’s not too hard on the old pocketbook.
It’s everyone’s favorite money manager, former Enron CEO, Kenneth Lay, and he’ll be answering all of your ticket budget questions with easy to understand examples…
Let’s say you want to buy tickets for Roger Waters, but you don’t get paid until Thursday. First off, you’re going to need two checking accounts drawn on two different banks.
Join Kenneth Lay every day as he draws upon his years of running a Fortune 500 company in order to show you an easy and fun way to buy all the tickets you want, including
What you want to do is write a check on the first account, deposit it in the second account and then use your ATM debit card from the second account to purchase the tickets, while at the same time, deposit a check for the same amount from the second account back in the first.
Ticket prices aren’t getting any cheaper, and if you want to see Bonnie Raitt or Prince, you’re going to need Kenneth Lay on your side…
Myself, I always use my wife’s credit cards when I want to buy tickets for Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young or that Elton John / Billy Joel co-headline. You see, those cards are still under her maiden name and old address.
Who says you can’t have your cake and eat it too? Kenneth Lay will show you how to maximize your income and zero out all those pesky debts…
Here’s a little something you can do with retirement accounts.
With money management tips from Kenneth Lay, not only will you have the best seats for shows like The 5th Dimension, Amanda Marshall and Taylor Dayne, but soon you’ll be saying…
I would like to invoke my Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination.