“That’s mighty impressive. You should be proud.”

“Maybe so, that is, if I manage to live through my current job.”

“That tough, eh? Who are you working for? NASA? The Pentagon?”

“No, I’m back with MTV.”

“And doing new pop-ups did that to your arms?”

“Oh, no. I’m not doing that anymore.”


“I’m the guy that pushes the button for all those bleeps on The Osbournes.”