Move over, Ozzy! They’re America’s original whacked-out family, and they’re coming to the WB! Join Tex, Squeaky, Leslie, and of course, Charlie, in the freshest reality series of the year, The Mansons. Be sure to catch all the weekly antics as Charlie fumbles through a typical day on the deserted movie ranch while trying to convince Guns N Roses to record another one of his songs.

“Squeaky! Could you bring me a bandage? I think I cut myself shaving. There’s blood all over the bathroom sink!”

“Oh, Charlie, you big dufus, how many times do I have to tell you, that’s not your blood.”

“Oh, yeah, right. Heh, heh.”

Yes, it’s going to be a summer TV season like no other, with Britney, The Mac and Charlie! And if you spend this summer blowing off live concerts like Oasis and Ratdog so that you can watch these exciting new programs, then we’re sure you’ll agree that when it comes to commercially supported, free television…

You get what you pay for.