And maybe I’ll even get to hang with Guns N Roses on their swing through Europe. Yeah, me and Axl, punching out music critics in a different country every day. Beating a German reporter over the head with bratwurst or shoving a Swedish reporter into the smorgasbord. And the things I could do with french fries to those snooty Parisian reporters. Here, take that, snail eaters! Ooooh, I can hardly wait!

But we can’t do it without your help. It’s going to take a lot of money so that people like Billy can realize their concert dreams.

And the tour buses! Maybe I’ll even get to drive Supertramp on their tour across Canada. Gee, I’ve always wanted to visit a third-world country.

That’s why we’re asking you to reach into your pockets and give generously when you see the Make A Concert Wish Foundation booth at shows like the Goo Goo Dolls and Brooks & Dunn.

Groupies! Never knowing which city I’m waking up in! Fetching Keith Richards his bourbon and smokes! Gosh, it makes having a rare, flesh-eating disease almost worth having. Thank you, Make A Concert Wish Foundation. Thank you!

Won’t you help?