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Tours de Farce: Double Your Pleasure
Many of you have asked us about those times when this Website seems to be lost in a chaotic scramble of confusion, causing the dates for Bon Jovi or Anne Murray to appear jumbled and out of sequence. Many of you claim that our Auto Notify feature seems to have a life of its own, sending out updates for Deep Purple and Guy Forsyth to those who have signed up for O.A.R. and R.E.M. Then there are those of you who come to this site looking for free porn, and claim to be getting it. Yes, an explanation is in order.
We have an evil twin.
No one knows when our evil twin made its debut among the individual records that make up the itineraries for acts like Karla Bonoff, Saliva and The Wallflowers. Some say our sinister sibling first appeared shortly after the dilithium explosion in the main processing pit, which scattered the dates for Pearl Jam and Kittie all over the Eden-like Fresno countryside. Others claim our dastardly doppelganger rose out of the ruins of the ancient promoter burial grounds upon which this company was built. However, the most recent survey shows that the majority of our users believe our malevolent mirror image arrived on the scene at the same time Anna Nicole Smith’s reality show debuted on television. After all, evil rarely arrives by chance.
How can you tell the difference between our good side and our evil dark side? It’s quite simple, actually. No matter if you’re browsing the new dates for Atom & His Package, or looking at the additions for Howie Day, you should be on guard for the forces of malice and wickedness striking at any moment. You might feel a slight electrical surge through your hands. Your hair may stand on end and a deep, vile rumbling might emerge from the depths of your bowels, causing you to rise from your chair, strip off your clothes, and run out into the street naked, ranting about how the entire concert industry is “out to get you,” and that they won’t stop until you buy tickets for The Rolling Stones, Elton John / Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band!
And then there’s our evil side…