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Hey, babe. I’m sorry I can’t make it tonight, but I have to schlep The Oak Ridge Boys around town for some radio station promo appearances. Lessee, I have an avail for a week from next Thursday. Lemme give you my first hold. But keep in mind that’s a tentative until I see your deposit.

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