Many of you have asked us about those times when this Website seems to be lost in a chaotic scramble of confusion, causing the dates for Will Young or Patti Smith to appear jumbled and out of sequence. Many of you claim that our Auto Notify feature seems to have a life of its own, sending out updates for Kris Kristofferson and Hilary Duff to those who have signed up for Cradle Of Filth and Ozzfest 2004. Then there are those of you who come to this site looking for free porn, and claim to be getting it. Yes, an explanation is in order.

We have an evil twin.

No one knows when our evil twin made its debut among the individual records that make up the itineraries for acts like W.C. Clark,The Hager Twins and G. Love & Special Sauce. Some say our sinister sibling first appeared shortly after the dilithium explosion in the main processing pit, which scattered the dates for Blues Traveler and The Hives all over the Eden-like Fresno countryside. Others claim our dastardly doppelganger rose out of the ruins of the ancient promoter burial grounds upon which this company was built. However, the most recent survey shows that the majority of our users believe our malevolent mirror image arrived on the scene around the same time The Swan debuted on Fox. After all, evil rarely arrives by chance.

How can you tell the difference between our good side and our evil dark side? It’s quite simple, actually. No matter if you’re browsing the dates for Blues Traveler, or looking at the additions for T.G. Sheppard, you should be on guard for the forces of malice and wickedness striking at any moment. You might feel a slight electrical surge through your hands. Your hair may stand on end and a deep, vile rumbling might emerge from the depths of your bowels, causing you to rise from your chair, strip off your clothes, and run out into the street naked, ranting about how the entire concert industry is “out to get you,” and that they won’t stop until you buy tickets for Cher, Simon & Garfunkel and Usher!

And then there’s our evil side…