Tours de Farce: Are You Lonely Tonight?
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Hi there. I couldn’t help but notice that you were looking at the Pat Benatar itinerary. Mind if I join you?
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What’s a nice girl like you doing with a schedule like that? Wouldn’t you rather look at the Umphrey’s McGee schedule, instead?”
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What’s that? Er… no, that’s not a wedding ring on my finger. Well, actually it is a wedding ring, but I lost my wife. That’s right. Lost her to the mob when R.E.M. tickets went on sale.
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Well, I didn’t actually lose her. But we use separate computers to look up schedules for Green Day and Metallica.
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Hi there. I couldn’t help but notice that you were looking at the
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