Are you tired of that long drive to the sports arena to see Green Day or U2? Are you fed up with traffic jams outside the amphitheatre where Jimmy Buffett is playing? Is your wallet being eaten alive by parking fees whenever you want to see Judas Priest, Jars Of Clay and Eagles? Is that voice inside your head screaming, “ENOUGH!”

Those days of fighting, scrambling and cussing your way through crowds and congestion will be a thing of the past when you purchase your next home through Real Estate.

At Real Estate we’ve spared no expense compiling listings of all residential real estate offerings conveniently located within walking distance of all the major concert venues in the United States. Looking for a cheap duplex located right next door to Miami’s ? How about a flat behind Portland’s ? Interested in ten-story walk-up overlooking Philly’s ? Any one of these fabulous chunks of prime real estate can be yours when you shop for your next abode through Real Estate.

Remember when you were a child and you dreamed of living next door to a drive-in theater so you could see all the movies for free? Drive-in theaters may be history, but you can hear all the big shows, like Paul McCartney and Pearl Jam, without leaving the comfort of your own home. That is, if your property butts up against a major concert venue like New York’s or Detroit’s . What’s more, you’ll hear all those shows for free!

Imagine! Imagine seeing tens of thousands of concert fans walking by your front door to see The Rolling Stones, while knowing that you’re just a hop, skip and a jump from all the action. Imagine selling parking spaces in your front yard whenever Foo Fighters or ZZ Top play your town. Imagine living so close to Anaheim’s that you can hear the turnstiles squeak. Anything’s possible when you shop for your next home with Real Estate!

Yes, whether it’s a studio apartment in E. Rutherford, New Jersey, or a fixer-upper in Inglewood, California, you’ll be where it’s at with a home from Real Estate. You’ll be the envy of all your friends when you invite them to climb atop your roof so that they may listen to the unique sounds of Destiny’s Child or The White Stripes reverberating through solid concrete walls amidst the cries of ticket scalpers and the echoes of t-shirt salespeople. With a home from Real Estate you will come to appreciate the old real estate axiom, “LOCATION! LOCATION!! LOCATION!!!”

But you better act soon, for these homes located adjacent to some of the finest concert venues in the country are going fast. So fast, in fact, that several deals were closed while you were reading this. So, what are you waiting for? Get off your duff and call one of our semi-professional real estate agents today!

Just think of it! A home from Real Estate! Your own little piece of heaven right next door to the sports arena or amphitheatre where Rod Stewart or Kelly Clarkson is playing! A dwelling where you can always hang your Ozzy hat. A place where you can leave the lights on when you’re not home. Don’t delay! Call Real Estate today!

Because, as we all know, a man’s home is his hassle.