The artist formerly known as Cat Stevens – Yusuf Islam – will sing about deportation – Reuters

Nation slowly exhales as Marie Osmond faints, then regains consciousness while appearing on “Dancing With The Stars” – ABC News

Lost in translation – British engineer mistaken for being a member of The Rolling Stones. Much hilarity ensues, including appearing on national television and judging Miss Siberia beauty pageant – Bangkok Post

For a “grumpy old man” Rick Wakeman is in a pretty good mood – Norfolk Eastern Daily Press

Here’s what we’ve added in the past couple of hours:

Bettye LaVette has four new listings, including December Minneapolis dates, February ’08 in NYC and March ’08 on Hagerstown, MD.

Terence Blanchard and a four night run in DC come June ’08 and Keller Williams at the Tweeter Center in Camden, NJ, on New Year’s Eve.

Other updated itineraries include Loudon Wainwright III, Glen Phillips, Dillinger Escape Plan, Craig Chaquico, Ambrosia, Fuel and Pat Metheny.

And here’s Rick Wakeman when he wasn’t so grumpy.