Honestly, if this darned election isn’t over soon, the politicians are going to put America’s comedians out of a job.

So it’s your patriotic duty to tune in this week and catch people like Lewis Black, Sarah Silverman, Tracy Morgan, Frank Caliendo, Wanda Sykes and David Alan Grier doing what they do best.

Come on all of you “Real Americans.” Support our comedic troops. It’s what our forefathers would have wanted. (Okay, “Fake Americans” can watch too.)

Wednesday, October 29

Ashley Tisdale, Kellie Pickler – “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”

Lance Bass, Tony Rock, Charlie Viracola – “Chelsea Lately”

Lewis Black – “The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos”

Ryan Adams – “Late Show with David Letterman”

Sarah Silverman, The Kooks – “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”

Tracy Morgan, The Last Shadow Puppets – “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”

Corbin Bleu, The Whigs – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

New York Dolls – “Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson”

Gavin DeGraw – “Last Call with Carson Daly”

Thursday, October 30

Zac Efron – “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”

Brad Wollack – “Chelsea Lately”

Corbin Bleu, Kellie Pickler – “The Bonnie Hunt Show”

John Legend – “Late Show with David Letterman”

Frank Caliendo, Fall Out Boy – “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”

Pink – “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”

Wilco – “The Colbert Report”

Sarah Silverman, T.I. – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

The Damned – “Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson”

Apocalyptica – “Last Call with Carson Daly”

Friday, October 31

Wanda Sykes – “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”

Labelle – “The Tavis Smiley Show”

John Caparulo, Hyla Matthews – “Chelsea Lately”

David Alan Grier – “The Bonnie Hunt Show”

Death Cab for Cutie – “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”

Craig Robinson – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

The Damned – “Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson”

The Airborne Toxic Event – “Last Call with Carson Daly” – rerun

Saturday, November 1

My Morning Jacket – “Austin City Limits”

David Cook – “Saturday Night Live”