The Pigeon Responds

Kudos to Lee Farber at E! Online for this amusing look at the KOL affair.

Here is the Kings of Leon / pigeon poop fiasco as told by the pigeon in question.

Although we will not post the entire piece here, do make note of lines like the following: 

“So I says to myself, “Screw it, I’m a pigeon, this is what pigeons do,” and I let one go right on the bass player. I was aiming for the empty space next to his amp, but what am I, an Olympic f–king pooper?”