Police Seek Poo Bandit

Boulder, Colo., police are seeking an alleged peeping Tom who reportedly hid inside the bowl of a portable toilet at the Hanuman Yoga Festival June 17.

A woman told security she had gone inside to use the toilet and suspected someone was hiding in the bowl under a tarp, according to the Denver Post.

A security guard was reportedly waiting when the shirtless and shoeless suspect, covered in feces, emerged from the toilet.

The suspect took off on foot and got away. Police told the Post they’re not sure how the man, described as between 6 feet 4 inches and 6 feet 8 inches tall, managed to squeeze into the tank much less what he was up to.