Octomom The Musical

Don’t worry, you read that right. The story of the now infamous Nadya Suleman has been turned into an all-singing all-dancing extravaganza.

Photo: Erik Tillmans and Assoc./ Courtesy OctomomTheMusical.com
The official poster for the show.

NBCLosAngeles.com reports producers of the show have sent out a casting call for an actress with some specific requirements.

[Octo and various] Female, Mid 20’s – mid 30’s. Funny, whimsical, but not too charactery. She should be able to command authority, play broad range of facial expressions plus physical comedy. Sketch and improv experience a plus. Likable, energetic and at the same time able to be emotionally expressive and believable. Can handle musical theatre and pop styles a plus. Actress who can move.

“Play a broad range of facial expressions” Really? Between the collagen-injected lips and whatever other cosmetic procedures she’s had, Suleman looks like the Mona Lisa with a fat lip.

Photo: AP Photo

In addition to being a parody of Octomom’s story, the musical will poke fun at other current events. A 10-week run of the show is set to begin June 19.

The first round of auditions were held Tuesday at Bang Comedy Studio in Los Angeles.

If you have a yen to play the woman who gave birth to a litter and you missed the first try-out, don’t worry. Additional auditions will be held next week.

So if this thing’s a hit and, as inevitably happens these days, there’s a movie version made, who do you think should play Octomom?

For complete information on auditions or to submit an application by e-mail, visit OctoMomTheMusical.com.