Oh well, guess we’ll just have to set the DVR catch the good stuff on the tube this weekend like Amy Sedaris, Al Green, Smashing Pumpkins, Carrie Rodriguez and Coldplay so we can start putting together our fabulous ensemble.

We were thinking of being Sarah Palin, but we don’t have $150,000 to drop on clothes. Anyone know the number of the RNC?

Friday, October 24

Vanessa Hudgens – “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”

David Alan Grier – “The Tavis Smiley Show”

Amy Sedaris, Elon Gold – “Chelsea Lately”

Finesse Mitchell – “The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos”

Beck – “Late Show with David Letterman” – rerun

Al Green – “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” – rerun

Tom Papa – “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” – rerun

Smashing Pumpkins – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

Mo’Nique, Lenka – “Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson”

Unwritten Law – “Last Call with Carson Daly” – rerun

Saturday, October 25

Jakob Dylan, Carrie Rodriguez – “Austin City Limits”

Coldplay – “Saturday Night Live”

Monday, October 27

Aretha Franklin – “The View”

T.I., Loni Love, Ben Gleib, Keith Robinson – “Chelsea Lately”

Henry Rollins – “The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos”

Yo-Yo Ma – “The Colbert Report”

Darius Rucker – “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno”

Annuals – “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”

Jennifer Hudson – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” – rerun

Kathy Griffin – “Late Late Show with David Letterman”

Saving Abel – “Last Call with Carson Daly”