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Tours de Farce: Don’t Try This At Home
“Shows like the one on Concert Television blur the barrier between fantasy and reality,” says child psychologist, Professor Russell Johnson. “They see an agent on TV negotiating a performance fee for Papa Roach, or refusing to grant a price reduction for Yngwie Malmsteen, and they don’t realize how dangerous that will be if they try it at home.”
But is TV to blame? While ConTV’s Hyena has been blamed for everything from the 10-year old Frankenmuth, Mich. girl who required reconstructive plastic surgery after trying to negotiate sponsorship rights for the
“We all played ‘Agents & Promoters’ when we were kids,” says Dr. James Backus, staff psychiatrist for the Dawn Wells Children’s Hospital of Gardenia, Calif., whose founder rose to prominence by treating all adolescent psychological problems with electric shock therapy coupled with generous helpings of coconut cream pie. “TV may play a part, but what about the adults that grew up reading comic books like Super Agent and Bat Manager? You don’t see any of them donning spandex and booking dates for Matthew Sweet, Marilyn Manson and John Hiatt, do you?”
Dr. Backus believes that several conditions, including home environment, warm-up acts for Bon Jovi and Limp Bizkit and door percentages for Jools Holland and The Rhythm & Blues Orchestra all come into play when trying to pinpoint any influences which may cause a child to act in a totally foolhardy manner.
“It’s easy to finger concert industry professionals appearing on TV when your children suffer injuries while imitating promoters announcing dates for Voodoo Glow Skulls and Al Di Meola, or agents routing Ashley MacIsaac, Iron Butterfly and The Fleshtones,” says Dr. Al N. Hale of the Gill E. Gan Institute and author of the pop psychology book, Does Your Child Think He’s A Booking Agent? “But children have a very good grasp of the differences between fantasy and reality. For instance, they know that their own living room is reality.”
And the concert industry?
“Pure fantasy,” answers Dr. Hale. “With no firm basis in reality.”