“Go ahead and file your lawsuit. You’ll have to get in line with the other barbarians at the gate. You investors are all alike. You always want it now. Profits now. A return on your investment now. Cherry Poppin’ Daddies and Fuel now. Now, now now! Sheesh. Grow up, will ya?

“Oh, and thanks for sending the ten bucks, Dad. It really came in handy. Yes, I’ll be home for Thanksgiving. See ya. Bye.”