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Tours de Farce: Breakfast Tour Talk
“Do you think there’s a large enough economic base in this area to support a 20,000 seat venue? By the way, you have some gristle hanging from your muzzle.”
“Thanks. I think they’ll draw from the city, plus there’s all the tourists. They’ve booked all the big amphitheatre tours, like Steve Miller Band and Counting Crows with Live. Yeah, I think they’ll make it. Of course, it’s how you market it.”
“Of course. Do you want this last piece?”
“No, go ahead. I’ve already eaten more than I should. I feel like I’m going to burst. That was great.”
“Wasn’t it? There’s nothing like fresh meat to start off the day. Funny thing, though.”
“What’s that, Ralphie?”
“First time I ever saw a rabbit carrying a basket of multicolored eggs.”